I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

The clincher.

Thinking she might be brave and doing a good job... Those sound suspiciously like opinions. You monster.

I still stand firmly against chestbursters

I was shocked during my pregnancy on how many people felt obligated to give me unasked for opinions, advice, etc. When I see a pregnant mommy to be, all I ask her is when she is due, and congratulate her on her bravery and for doing a good job.

she looks nice, she looks like she showers, she looks like she has enough money to buy herself clothes, she looks like she may even have a job. Explain to me, my friends, how it is possible that a person so deeply stupid can function seemingly normally?

The Duggar parents are icky and they creep me out. There, I said it.

We're smahtah.

I obviously need my eyes checked, I though you said, "Eva Mendes is releasing a line of bridesmaid cheeses..." and worse than my reading skills was my total lack of surprise that there could be celebrity cheese.

LOL. I love that Matt was like, "I mean, yeah, we're BFFs so I've seen his dong, NBD." He couldn't give a good god damn about what people think about his sexuality or the nature of their relationship. Good for you dude.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

I'm sure this has been a very relaxing experience for Darren Wilson.

If you can't learn it at Harvard, though, then where? Yale?

How about you acknowledge that you made a mistake instead of being flippant towards commentators who are right?

A home run? This article completely ignores multiple other examples of Dunham's disturbing behavior with her sister. Was it done on purpose or out of the author's total ignorance of the actual details of the story?

Not that I know anyone who would put a Charlie Brown special on to babysit their kids and keep them from asking exactly how many minutes it is until trick-or-treating time... (What kind of monster would do that?) BUT, it is entirely possible that the same negligent parent would be puttering around the house, only…

Uhmm...I hate to agree, but a warning would have been nice.

Have at it, boys. I have zero objections to sharing the burden of replicating the species. But fair is fair. You also have to copiously bleed from you penis every 28 days with the side effect of extremely painful cramps and you have to keep this secret because of social stigma. Have fun!