Well, I guess when you already have a racist mascot, rape jokes are one of the few avenues left to you to make things even more offensive.

I always remember Gavin De Becker (the security/stalking expert) said "Think of the worst crime possible...if you can imagine it someone has already done it and worse" UGH!

This is Tom Hiddleston of London, Loki of Asgard, and Prince of My Skeptical Canadian Heart :)

Instead, he has been confined to a psychiatric hospital, one which he is unlikely to ever be allowed to leave.

I'm gonna be that person and say.....I don't like this. I care less about the fact that he made her wear that stuff (which, just within their family, could actually be funny and effective) and more about the fact that he humiliated her in front of 250,000 people (and counting). 10 years old is old enough to start…

I wouldn't give a shit about money either if I already had as much of it as Chelsea Clinton does.

Done and done.

I would read the HELL out of a Snape story, but I have an unabashed love of Alan Rickman, even when he's wearing a wig and a dress.

I don't get gun people. Why can't there just be one place you don't bring your gun? Why is that so hard?

Did you mean to call her genitals her gentles? Cause that is now my favorite genital euphemism ever!

This is almost as bad as the time that neocon shitlord Elvis wrote Viva Las Vegas, which thoughtlessly celebrated the city and totally failed to address its high divorce rates, unstable housing market and contribution to gambling addiction.

HOLY SHIT ROMCOMS ARE REAL!

This is truly awesome, but somehow it makes me all the more disappointed by her inability to get those pliers off the goddamn floor.

I just watched the micro-penis episode of New Girl, so I'd like to say that we all have micro-penises. They may not be physical, but they are all there. My micro-penis is that I never finished college. This is not a serious comment for everyone boiling with rage right now.

i'm an atheist but sometimes i think dogs are just so perfect a companion and friend to humans that some divine plan must've placed them here for us to take care of each other. in other words dogs almost make me believe in god.

Wow, he's like the Wile E. Coyote of horrible, dangerous exes.

My fiancé called to tell that he got married, as I sat on the bed, looking at my wedding gown.

I got this.

Things hadn't been going well with Mr. JackAss for a couple months, but I had decided to stick through it during the holidays. Then, one afternoon, he offered to let me drive his Jeep. I shifted over to the driver's seat as he walked around to the other side. I adjusted the seat, and checked the mirrors as…

Sad you kids couldn't work it out.

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)