#realtalk

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

*Reads article*

I REALLY WISH IT WERE THOUGH, THEN I COULD FINALLY WEAR THIS

That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

Ohmygod, me and Trevor Noah went to the same school for a semester before he graduated and that is my very thoughtful and not at all showboaty contribution to this conversation.

Baby’s got trac (-tion alopecia).

No. We must go full ‘80s.

Exactly, or tight braids or weaves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tight man-bun.

I give you the dog bun.

Nope. I love a man bun. Men with long hair just do it for me and if they want to put it in a bun, I’ll be into that too. Awooooga.

I hate the man bun, but find baldness terribly sexy. So, maybe it will work out for the best in the long run.

Awesome. A thread about mascara!

THIS ARTICLE IS ME.

I’m impressed. Mine’s much lower than that.

Shit, if we’re being honest, I’d do it for $1 mil. Call me, Hollywood.

He’s not wrong that people attacking his fiancee are gross racists. But I’m tired of the “losers in basements” stereotype only because it pre-supposes that people who say or do needlessly mean shit are lower income, overweight, and/or unattractive.

Don’t they both pretty much hate the product, but did it just for the sweet sweet piles of monies? That’s the impression that I get.

From my ivory tower here in Toronto, I had not realized that everyone in Alberta is a construction worker, even the minors. What interesting ways those backwards Alberta people have.... Or as we like to call them, ‘District 13ers’.