Everytime I see Ben Affleck I think he just had too much botox. I mean he could be a miserable sap with too much botox to be fair. I think there’s a picture floating around of Ben Affleck before the botox...

The plastic surgery craze in Korea has become even more sinister. I see the pain in her eyes caused by trying to live up to the impossible Gerber beauty standards.

So she posts a nude.

This is what happens when your Fuck, Marry, Kill is the same person

It could be worse. It could be a neck tattoo of Hilary Duff’s face. Think about that and then say 10 hail mary’s.

Swoon

I’m the ripe old age of 30 haha. I should have said the ghost of 16-year-old me. Your comments filled me with nostalgia. Apathetic guys were my weakness.

16 year old me is extremely sexually attracted to you.

Depressed Persian Tow-truck Man. Don’t waste my time.

I don’t know if it’s because I grew up in a house full of men but I never watched traditional Christmas movies. Around Christmas time my brothers and I will get together and binge watch die hard, beetlejuice and true lies. They have kids and I don’t so the night is usually hosted at my house. Unfortunately they drink…

Poetry.

That was the hardest poll ever. My thumb hovered for at least 3 minutes. I need a drink.

I keep trying to stop the resurgence of the 90’s/early 2000’s style but no one listens to an old. Now I will settle for the basketball jersey-dress becoming the main focus. That was my look and I refuse to believe that I made poor fashion choices in my youth. Plus, best of me remix with Maya and Jay Z is still one of…

Yes and I'm sorry.

I read this as EVEN YOU CAN DO BETTER and was about to break up with my slob of a boyfriend. Then I re-read it and now I've agreed to let him stay with me so his apartment can be fumigated for bed bugs a third time.

This is me right now. I also sent the screenshot to my ‘paternity confirmation of strangers specialist’ i.e. my mom. She definitely no longer believes OJ is Khloe’s dad.

Ha! I like your friends. You haven’t met a politician? Count yourself lucky.

Dalton Mcquinty visited my school back in the late 90s. It was my first time meeting a politician. He was very nice and down to earth. Breaks my heart knowing what a crook he turned out to be.

The episode where Oskar learns to read always made me tear up.