There’s a great interview that she did - I think maybe it was with Seth Meyers? - where she said that as a child she wanted to change her name because no one could pronounce it, and her mother told her: “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.” Truth.

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

Thank god someone in this country is will to ask the question “but how do white people feel right now?”

Hey, the police made a mistake. Okay, a series of mistakes. Stupid and racist mistakes. Over several hours. Can’t we just let that go already?!?!

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

Ugh. He is not even close to pretty! Not even cute. He has an air of Frankenstein about him.

I had an elderly gentleman harrass me when I was going to Planned Parenthood for affordable birth control. He called at me, “Miss! Miss! Don’t get an abortion!” I was so furious that this man was randomly saying this to people who needed care, so even though I (obviously) wasn’t pregnant, I turned back to the man and…

I gave my best friend a ride to PP to show support, we had my 3 year old daughter with us. My friend is blonde, my daughter is blonde, I am not. When the protestors started their bit, mah friend scooped up my daughter, and yelled “They say it’s too late for an abortion, but I want a second opinion!” My daughter…

You should leave without your child but with a really smug look, like you’re so proud of your billionth trimester abortion (not sure how old your child is)

“Gals.”

You should write brochures for doctor’s offices.

WOMEN: if you are having an ouchy in your no-no parts, please go see a “down there” doctor about your you-know-what. Your lady business is a serious matter and hoo-hah health is essential to the very survival of our species.

I went once. I never have to go back. That’s how it works, right? RIGHT?

I prefer women so tall that I can stand up between their legs to give them oral.

Makes sense. This 6 foot lady was trying to hit on me once, I said “girl, why are you over here talking to me when you should be on the court practicing your layups?”

—For a man to openly reject a woman because he found her fat would be social suicide.—

Are we actually going to start asking men to start questioning their preferences? Because from what I can tell, most of the pressure to do this is put on feminist-leaning women. So far, I’ve been told that it’s not reasonable for me to want a guy who has a job or a college degree or who doesn’t live with his parents,…

This is the only comment we need here.

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

is this one of those bad latinos donald trump keeps talking about