Kinda like the idea, don’t really like Rousey.

Fuck Jenna Marbles.

“Too much wine...” *face rub* “...but I haven’t finished my manicure, so soldier on!”

I love her and her gap tooth. Cuuuutie.

It never occurred to me anyone ever did their nails not completely drunk or high

Am I the only one who sat through that whole song by Carly?

Disagree. He was having doubts because he had to think about, you know, actually dating this person in the real world. Perhaps if more contestants did that there wouldn’t be a 95% post-season breakup rate.

EVAN YOU CAN DO BETTER

I’m a horrible person, because just this past week I’ve been seeing up-close shots of her face much more than usual (idk why) and the first thing that came to my head was: “oh yeah that hairstylist guy is definitely her father.” Which, why is it any of my g-damned business?

I really, really want to like Mindy Kaling. She’s been successful, a pioneer, and a curvy woman of color - all things that I support. And, yet, I am so un-charmed, and cannot quite deal with the fact that she’s the only person of color on her show (besides her family), that her character (and her in real life,…

Well I mean. My gross body brings me a lot of happiness too.

Anyone else worried about what might be in the middle of that cube of flowers? #triffids

Is it just me or could she be a Cheney?

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

No. This is not the face of a man who reciprocates.

You’ll get Disco Dolly Margaret Trudeau and LIKE it!

I almost shook his hand on Parliament Hill on Canada Day once. He was going along the rope line and he grabbed the hand next to my outstretched hand. Just kind of brushed the back of my hand. It was hot as hell (no surprise) and he was in a navy blue suit and he was super pale and sweaty. PEAK CHRETIEN. But he dodged…

I wish I’d have met Trudeau Sr, actually. But Chretien was the only PM during my time in school.

My sister met Justin Trudeau about a decade ago and she said he was lovely and charming and handsome, just like his father.


I imagine Harper scares children. Hell, he scares me. The eyes, so creepy.

I’ve had friends flip Dalton off in passing before but I’ve never really met a politician .

I’m pretty sure many men are already very familiar with moisturizing their dicks on a daily basis.