what is happening here

FULL DISCLAIMER: Haven’t pooped yet today.

on a lighter note baby I’m really proud of your typing

I killed it eventually but I was SOAstainD. (That's system of a down combined with staind)

Every time I hear a strange noise in my apartment I hope it's Tate and I get a little wet.

Oh my god. Who does that?

jesus fucking christ

The guitarist from my old band died quite unexpectedly at a youngish age after a long battle with what we could only assume was a bad combo of Tourette’s syndrome and Aspergers and an accidental toxic combo of the questionable drugs he took to keep all that in check. Rather than a typical funeral for a strange and…

I was expecting intentional butt sex...

Is it just me or did anyone else think for just one second that they were about to start humping on that car?

My gay neighbor once came by my apartment late one night, “Hey, do you have any vodka? I’ve got a supposedly straight frat boy next door.”

Ronda is currently dating alleged domestic abuser Travis Browne, hangs out with convicted rapist Mike Tyson, is a Sandy Hook truther, described a transgendered woman as “chopping her pecker off,” and referred to Cris Cyborg as an it...but yeah, she’s cool!

anyone else think this fight was going to end with someone getting they're ass eaten?

Oh god, Tate.

You posted this picture and STILL ranked Tate at #2?? Girl. Glasses, get em.
All that 90’s sweater wearin and Nirvana listenin...
This is #1 all day with a bullet.

Tate is still my favorite. The rubber suit cinched it.

im actually personally offended that tate is #2

omg Jennifer Garner has been reduced to posing for stock images. Fuck you, Ben Affleck.

Damn! I can’t stop looking at how great Gwynnie’s skin looks in this photo. I mean, I get it’s about the eye roll, but wow. Wasn’t she listed as one of Dr. Brandt’s clients? I think I get why he was so loved...