Perhaps it’s his aura of misogyny that you can’t stand...

Fortunately, he’s the money to pay someone to paint everything your preferred, stereotypical, House Hunters approved beige before you move in, friend.

I don’t like all of the individual artwork but I don’t mind the overall aesthetic of the graffiti.

His house, his aesthetic?

It took all the courage I had to paint my walls a color because I knew I’d have to resell a few years later. I’ve always wanted a bedroom mural, but don’t forsee that happening until I’m retired.

So in addition to everything else, he’s anti-living wage. Nice.

Now that I think about it. I should have been more naked in my 20s.

I believe you. I’m a believer.

Ashley’s emotional development peaked in 5th grade and she is somehow, despite being one of the prettiest women there, about as sexually appealing as a fork.

No one I know will believe me about how awesome this show is.

Joe looks like Bart Simpson.

Jonathan was the only one I really felt sorry for. Joe is a slimeball, and Jonathan was really trying to ‘fix’ something he thought he did wrong.

I’m kinda baffled by Julia. She was so grossed out when he wanted to kiss her that one time and now she’s into them just to stay on the show? Go take care of your kid. You can date back home. All those guys are worthless. I would never leave my baby for someone like Joe or Mikey of all people.

Of the guys who were backing her up WHY Mikey?? If they had to bring anyone back, it should have been Jonathan. I never saw the “real connection” she described when she was talking about him.

I can’t watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette because of contact embarrassment. The Paradise crew are so silly and shameless that I can watch the shit out of this show. Observations from this week:

Drunk Ashley S. My FAVORITE!

god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster

The worst. There was this one song called Mother Trucker that she hummed all the time. She hummed it like it was a gospel song, she even closed her eyes while doing it sometimes. God I hated that woman. I bet she tells people that I’m her black friend so she can’t be racist.

There’s genuine reason to be concerned. California once elected Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor. Someone took that joke a bit far

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.

Man, that’s a lot of white people.