Taoko
Taoko
Taoko

Foul abomination, BEGONE!

And as the cool autumn winds started picking up speed, Billy Ray walked silently up behind her and put his hand on her shoulder, “Anything to harvest this year Miley?”

I’m just saying, it’s very déclassé. The cool kids are wearing otters. Not even pelts, just live otters. It’s very now.

I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Pregnant pubic crab.

He should hire Drake.

He needs a ghostwriter.

I think bootlegging is super uncool.

No dude I got straight up BANNED after The Post That Shall Not Be Named, then had to create a burner, which put me back in the greys (after commenting for like 3 years).

That Miles Teller article is so cathartic to read. You can feel the author’s contempt seeping out of every sentence. I don’t care one way or another about him, but I can think of specific people throughout life that I would have given anything to burn with that tone on that scale.

This shit ain’t a race issue its a cop issue!!!!

Also: I have an enormous soft spot for those tiny moments when Kate Middleton lets her guard down and her real self slips through for a fleeting instant. I have a suspicion that, underneath her shiny exterior, she’s an absolutely fucking champion shit-talker.

Yes, but it’s also worth remembering that Kate Middleton also made this face when meeting Idris Elba, which basically translates to “I’m a half a glass of bad chardonnay away from climbing you like a jungle gym, pal,” and you know, there’s a lot to be said for relatability.

Banned foods include everything that make this wretched existence worth suffering through for another day.

But like, so do half my friends. Sooooo....

Maybe this is all the proof we need that Nicki Minaj isn’t our queen and best friend separated by circumstance: She has shit taste in dick.

Racist Trollpocalypse in 3...2....1....

Am so enjoying the late 2nd term IDGAF Obama.