Yes. But I think he also has the unmistakable air of a fat, sausagey wiener that I might be interested in.

Colin Farrell. Always has been that way. Always will be.

Gun advocates lack genitalia, so very little sex could happen.

I always feel obliged to vote yes on these because I know me, and I’ll have sex with anyone. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt to me vote yes.

I might have before I just found out he’s a racist gun nut. Damn.

Where the hell is the “Yes, if I had a time machine or it somehow never stopped being 1996” option?

I’ll be 30 next year myself, & have slept with (*sigh*) no one. (I swear I feel like I belong in a Ripley’s museum on a shelf somewhere). Always keep in mind that it could be worse, regarding your side of the scoreboard xD

For what it’s worth, I have had far more sex in my 30s than in my 20s. It’s partner and opportunity-dependent IMO.

I am naturally suspicious of anyone with those short fat Hitler-moustache-style eyebrows. Does that make me eyebrowist? So be it. DUDE IS A SKEEVY CREEPER.

Here is an actual pic of Flannery:

He goes to WizCon in Philly almost every year, and I have heard nothing but good things. He also had a Tumblr devoted to photographing all the things fans have sent/given him, thanking them by name, and has since created a book of fan art called thanks for all the niceness. People sent him disposable cameras and he…

I hope it helps that I had to google to see who that even is.

I learned about it for the first time in Anne Rice’s Feast of All Saints.

Hm. They chose a 19th century décor for their “family” photo? There are, like, historical implications to that.

There’s just a Jon Stewart shaped hole in my heart that I don’t know if anyone else can fill. Hopefully I can learn to love again...

If you’re as obsessed with not coming off as an old person as Madonna is, thinking a 7-year-old reference is topical and witty is probably not the best way to go about it. Maybe give two thumbs up and go “Is nice!” while you’re at it.

I loved this & will happily devour any & all travelling stoner chick stories! More please.

That should be embroidered on a pillow.

Too many questions, not enough porn.

Dude gets my vote.