Because she is a woman, she is by definition “built like a woman.” The factory offers more than just one model.

How many is a lot, like 5? 10? However many work at CNN?

Yes. Black people laughed maniacally at the white slaves while calling them "cracker" and lynching them... Oh wait...

Oh, my bad.

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

"When CNN gives you Lemons, just say 'fuck the Lemons' and bail"

I can't wait till he jumps to Fox with his own show, Uncle Don's Studio

Only bound and gagged though, could you imagine if he started spouting Republican bullshit a la his dad mid-sex? Instant dryness.

We all have that ex, amirite

Saying someone is the least revolting person in a one on one interview with a Klan member isn't exactly a compliment.

I don't even know how to cry.

Starred for sheer wit. (I don't hate Sam Smith.)

7 seconds. 7 seconds before I started to tear up—- I think my PMS may be in overdrive.. so beautiful <3

No, it's totally true. Women who have had three or more children regularly have to pick their internal organs off the ground and stuff them back in. It's terribly inconvenient.

So... he's single now?

I think people aren't realizing that no one actually cared about The Dress. It just gave everyone something stupid and meaningless and therefore harmless to yell about. It's a high stress world. Let us have something dumb to take sides on. We'll go right back to actually hating each other the next day.

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

She used to have $1.4 million.

Now, how on earth does someone so stupid even have 1.4 million to begin with? I am doing life wrong.