LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I DO NOT GIVE

It's like those people who get ear spacers because they are too non-conformist and unconcerned with their image to care what people think of them...

Exactly. This is not "not giving a fuck." This is giving the most fucks.

The whole "Amelia Earhart eats Hitler's mustache" look is coming back!!!!

Dressing like this is more or less the opposite of not giving a fuck.

were still able to watch the game from a less-desirable location

NFL Owner: That tears it, Goodell. It's coming out of your salary.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

On the upside, Rahier earned a promotion to AA.

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

Great review. How much screen time does Yolandi get, and how exactly would you very slowly describe the state of her undress?

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

He isn't entitled to anything, but if he's being bullshitted, he's entitled to call the bullshitter out for his bullshittery.

If my team had a high pick, I would certainly hope they wouldn't pick their franchise QB based on physical metrics at the combine. That's how you end up with Jamarcus Russell.

Normally it's Scott Walker who frustrates Racine. If it's the kids she's worried about, just hire an Eau Claire and things should be Superior from here on out.

—descriptions Civic Motto of Cleveland

I would need at least $2,000 worth of cocaine to get anywhere near that state.