time to stock up, it’s going to be a cold dark winter

Sharia law would be fine if it had more Jesus.

It’s like taking Simms off the air would be an acknowledgement that CTE is real.

If the Yankees really wanted to play hardball they wouldn’t let A-Rod look in the mirror.

“This is why baseball needs more Dusty.”

Dusty Baker had a nice story after the game about how this was the first triple play he’d ever actually witnessed. His only other opportunity he’d missed apparently because he’d left the dugout for a mid-game bathroom break, only clued onto something cool happening when he came back to see the dugout celebrating.

WELL…

I read somewhere that they’ve lost a lot of games. Hurts their All Star prospects.

“Sack Tap Arbitrage”or STA in 538 jargon.

It's not called jackfruit for nothing.

It’s extra insulting because they’re actually based in Vancouver, WA.

Dick Pound may pooh-pooh Zika in public, but behind closed doors he and the IOC are elated that there will be a whole new generation of pinheads across the globe for them to grift.

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

I thought impaling it on a spear was the proper way to carry one

Why this sudden rash of incidents involving people holding pizzas sideways?

But how will I know it's time to lift if my hands aren't tingling from the beta alanine?

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.

R G Twee

Everyone is so tuff on the computer...

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.