Ivanovic has clearly been the victim of a Freaky Friday style body switch with a turnstile.

Ironically, so did Pete.

Marv is the only remaining member of the family to giggle whenever someone says their last name.

A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

THANK YOU for being the first reviewer I’ve seen to mention the freestyle rapping preteen as a fucking bad thing. I have not seen the movie, nor will I until it’s free (I swore in the theater at the end of The Village to never, ever be duped by that huckster again, and I have not been), but that just sounds terrible.…

Hi Guys. Can someone explain to me why they think the Time cover of Pearl Jam has aged poorly? I mean, they're not "young rockers" anymore, but that's not a future prediction, like M. Night becoming the next Speilberg. They were young, they had an "angry" voice at the time, and the band's reputation is still intact. I…

Will whatever you do please don’t share a cab with Rich today.

I know the NFL rulebook is long and long-winded as fuck, but I did not expect to see the word “disconcert” in it. I interpret this to mean the inside linebackers can’t make eerie howling noises at the opposing center in the hope of making him shit all over himself and his quarterback’s hands.

She is clearly still rattled by your Chopped appearance.

Susan has said some significant things about herself, but not what she thought she was saying.

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

+1 sloe clap

Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

Tough but fair.

*comes to Kitchenette*

A kitchen directed by John Woo

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

The most amazing thing about Stephen A. and Skip is that they aren’t just trolling. They seem to genuinely believe all the dumb shit they say. They didn’t get rich by pretending to be stupid — they got rich by actually being stupid.

Stephen A. has longstanding contempt for perpetrators of black-on-black crime.

I mean this is jezebel its like 4chan for women