Oh look, the cat’s back at his house. Symbolism intact.

Thought I’d see a picture of HamNo.

State-approved media only? Seems legit. Just not in the U.S.

Yeah, when that deal was made, I thought, “I don’t think it makes sense to give athletes tenure.”

I’m seeing some Brian Peppers.

Takes R Us

Has Nolan been fired? That’s the only explanation for someone else getting to cover a yogurt/employment story. He waited his whole life for this.

Right? It’s not a *season* or something.

Magary is a thought leader.

What does this have to do with ball inflation?

I think there is some misunderstanding going on with the word “barter.”

It’s a testament to the ongoing vitality of the American Dream that a stack of haunted bologna can end up so very successful.

The work those women have had done is certainly indecent.

So the alternative is the guy just made it up? That seems like a weird thing to fabricate. What exactly would be the motivation? Just to have words to say?

That’s not a turtleneck, it’s very thin skin.

“You can’t fire me! I quit!”

It’s kind of awesome how it uses lines from his speeches, processed to sound sort of a.m.-radio-y, like an actual rap song might use old audio of some civil-rights leader. It gives the sonofabitch gravitas.

Deadspin. Definitely Deadspin.

Am I out of the greys now?

All the professional football people decided, “OK!” and what do I know? But I’m pretty sure I see tackles made by someone grabbing a jersey with one hand pretty often. Those are just gonna be off the table here. That’s not a big deal?

Isn’t calling it “feel” kind of the opposite of being “very analytical”?