Samuel L. Jackson.

Got to turn down the heat, Pete.

I was expecting Kelsey Grammer. I’m not sure why.

Of course they do, as is indicated in the famous robot childrens book “Every Bot ePoops”.

A500 with a fatter agnes mod and a 15Mb hard drive in a sidecar. Like being the king.

Too true. J-money was all about making bank. “Get rich or die trying and then come back three days later.”

He tried to explain it a couple of times. Water is hydrogen and oxygen. Oxygen burns, hydrogen burns, therefore water should burn in crazyland, I guess? I didn’t really bother commiting it to memory.

My father has believed since the 70's that some unspecified entity has been suppressing an engine that runs on water. He was a mechanic for most of his life. He’s also a moron.

My grandparents were old hill-people with practically no education and loved Shakespeare. They would read Macbeth for us every Halloween and it’s still one of my best childhood memories.

Now I’m picturing the guy pouring a bucket of gold into a coinstar machine.

“Darth Plum in the trash compactor with a force choke”

I’m hoping my bizarre hairstyle and odd fashion choices will guarantee me a place among the ruling elite.

I wish I had more than one star to give you both. Guess I’ll have to settle for writing a couple of checks.

Keep fighting, now more than ever. We need all the good people we can get.

You rock. Please don’t let them break your spirit.

Please do. We can use all the help we can get.

My wife had a friend she’s known since her first job who refuses to speak to her anymore. Win or lose, one way or another, this has been a horrible time. I’m afraid it only gets worse from here.

No real interesting story but I did cast my ballot at the Charlotte Hawkins Brown museum, which felt really appropriate.

The worst part of the whole thing? I like these people. They are, for the most part, decent guys. We depend on each other all day, every day. I had a heart attack a few years ago and they could not have been nicer to me and my family.

I think that’s counter to my main purpose but thanks for your input.