As a member of the human race, I have to say:

Ditto for “Fortunate Son” being some hooray-I’m-American like their misinterpretation of Born in the USA. “Some folks are born made to wave the flag / Ooh, they’re red, white and blue” ... why, this is a good heartwarming song!

Indeed I would also put “born in the USA” on the list too because after that people don’t bother listening to the rest of the lyrics.

This photo is like a modern day Last Supper

Wait, maybe I missed it, but why does the LAPD have a framed photo of Michael Peña on the wall? That’s so random.

Well, you would think he makes enough money to have a different haircut from the kid in Bad Santa, while we’re at it

Why don’t we rip on this guy for having bad hair?

Ah, yes, the Bane pose.

Did no one notice the “POTCO” storefront across the street?

Mike Mignola style.

Fresh out of college I my live-in girlfriend and I visited my mom. We stayed the night. I don’t recall why, but we brought some laundry and my mom’s dryer wasn’t working very well. Come morning, her clothes that were running in the dryer overnight quite dry and she didn’t have dry underwear for the ride home. (Didn’t…

You are one hoopy frood, Aimée.

Thank you. Too often, the MSM (and Republicans) portrays MLK as a “let’s all just get along and things will be great” figure. Even worse, Republicans claim MLK would have been a conservative (and they can f*ck right off). To wit:

- He was assassinated supporting a union strike.
- Just before he was assassinated, he…

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

So basically exactly what happened with HB2! Fun!

I don’t call the police for anything, ever. Car’s been broken into? They won’t respond because the monetary value is less than $3000. My ex is sending me threats because I don’t want to keep his stuff forever? They’d probably side with him. Some guy follows me home from the bar? They take 30 minutes to show up, at…

*PENIS SOMEHOW ELECTED PRESIDENT

It’s never a bad thing.