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Just for me? I’d jump on that grenade to spare the rest of you this hell.

As a member of the human race, I have to say:

What do you mean, “Imagine if...”?

Ditto for “Fortunate Son” being some hooray-I’m-American like their misinterpretation of Born in the USA. “Some folks are born made to wave the flag / Ooh, they’re red, white and blue” ... why, this is a good heartwarming song!

Indeed I would also put “born in the USA” on the list too because after that people don’t bother listening to the rest of the lyrics.

This photo is like a modern day Last Supper

“Nudity and blasphemy”

“Nudity and blasphemy”

Wait, maybe I missed it, but why does the LAPD have a framed photo of Michael Peña on the wall? That’s so random.

I often refer to people as “You fargin icehole!”

Hmm. Put the pole in the wall, but have it service two rooms (or rather, put a wall through the pole to split the room into two). That solves the ugly pole problem. You might even get away with putting it in the corner to service more rooms with a single pole (with enough space around the pole to keep people from

Well, you would think he makes enough money to have a different haircut from the kid in Bad Santa, while we’re at it

Why don’t we rip on this guy for having bad hair?

Ah, yes, the Bane pose.

That or an unseen Joker voiced by Mark Hamill.