God I’m old...

“This place is a prison. It’s like living in the Hotel California, except we can’t even drink wine here.”

I think someone was confused as to which which side of the merkin was supposed to have the glue on it.

Based on context, I’ll guess “Many Lubed Mothers”.

Option 3, Sharkolonoscopy.

If you live in the state of North Carolina and are registered to vote, the state publishes your name, party affiliation, address and voting history on the internet. Unless of course, you’re a government official or police officer.

Dr. Al Z. Heimer.

Sounds like a standard day in the life of Oliver Reed.

I think he looks more like a thumb that someone drew a face on.

Art Garfunkel has really let himself go.

I feel like we should start a pool based on when he just breaks down at one of these and just wets himself and starts crying.

I need one of these in case someone decides to poorly photoshop a dog into my backseat.

I need one of these in case someone decides to poorly photoshop a dog into my backseat.

I was really hoping the twist would be Cesar Romero running in and killing them both in a giant toaster or something.

<queue the Sarah McLachlan music>

I believe that’s the map from the Phillip K. Dick novel “The Man in the Yuge Castle”.

Turds of a feather flock together.

Not just helmets, Kamen Rider helmets!

Oy! Oy! Oy!

I can confirm this. Kids’ brains all look alike to me.

Leia expresses her latent force powers by becoming the first timelord.