God I’m old...

“This place is a prison. It’s like living in the Hotel California, except we can’t even drink wine here.”

I think someone was confused as to which which side of the merkin was supposed to have the glue on it.

Based on context, I’ll guess “Many Lubed Mothers”.

If you live in the state of North Carolina and are registered to vote, the state publishes your name, party affiliation, address and voting history on the internet. Unless of course, you’re a government official or police officer.

Dr. Al Z. Heimer.

I think he looks more like a thumb that someone drew a face on.

Art Garfunkel has really let himself go.

I feel like we should start a pool based on when he just breaks down at one of these and just wets himself and starts crying.

I need one of these in case someone decides to poorly photoshop a dog into my backseat.

I need one of these in case someone decides to poorly photoshop a dog into my backseat.

<queue the Sarah McLachlan music>

I believe that’s the map from the Phillip K. Dick novel “The Man in the Yuge Castle”.

Turds of a feather flock together.

Not just helmets, Kamen Rider helmets!

Of course they do, as is indicated in the famous robot childrens book “Every Bot ePoops”.

A500 with a fatter agnes mod and a 15Mb hard drive in a sidecar. Like being the king.

Too true. J-money was all about making bank. “Get rich or die trying and then come back three days later.”

He tried to explain it a couple of times. Water is hydrogen and oxygen. Oxygen burns, hydrogen burns, therefore water should burn in crazyland, I guess? I didn’t really bother commiting it to memory.

My father has believed since the 70's that some unspecified entity has been suppressing an engine that runs on water. He was a mechanic for most of his life. He’s also a moron.

My grandparents were old hill-people with practically no education and loved Shakespeare. They would read Macbeth for us every Halloween and it’s still one of my best childhood memories.