Now I’m picturing the guy pouring a bucket of gold into a coinstar machine.

I wish I had more than one star to give you both. Guess I’ll have to settle for writing a couple of checks.

Keep fighting, now more than ever. We need all the good people we can get.

You rock. Please don’t let them break your spirit.

Please do. We can use all the help we can get.

My wife had a friend she’s known since her first job who refuses to speak to her anymore. Win or lose, one way or another, this has been a horrible time. I’m afraid it only gets worse from here.

No real interesting story but I did cast my ballot at the Charlotte Hawkins Brown museum, which felt really appropriate.

The worst part of the whole thing? I like these people. They are, for the most part, decent guys. We depend on each other all day, every day. I had a heart attack a few years ago and they could not have been nicer to me and my family.

I think that’s counter to my main purpose but thanks for your input.

“I’m sorry ma’am. That’s just the sanity filter kicking in.”

Really. I’m an old white dude, surrounded at work by old white dudes are decidedly not pro-Hillary. I feel like I need a secret handshake or something.

Also, it’s splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad!

“Luigi board”

I’ve started to comment on several things over the last week and not been able to. Either I’m laughing hysterically or banging on the keyboard.

All men are mortal.

I propose that henceforth, October 7th be celebrated as “Grabherbythepussymas”. I’ve already decorated for this year.

Says a lot that this GIF has totally stolen my focus. Bravo.

Believe it! I have seen it first hand. Could not believe my eyes.

“It is clear the campaign is now going in a direction I am no longer comfortable with and I have decided to move on,” Healy Baumgardner, a longtime GOP operative, told Bloomberg.

“To whom he is writing” makes me feel like I should be wearing a smoking jacket while discussing my recent expedition to the subcontinent.