To be fair, that matches up with the people he’s writing to.

As a general rule, if you write something that can be described as a “screed”, you should probably stop and think it over. Also “manifesto”.

Ok, now I get it. Thanks.

So, in figure 2, what happened to the other end of the line? It just goes behind the pole and disappears.

That’s why my wife keeps me in my crate most of the time.

Probably with miracle whip. He would be a miracle whip guy.

His toaster? He keeps putting in perfectly good white bread but it always comes out brown! All the best toast experts are saying it.

Bob did have a car on the Bob Newhart show. You can see the front of it in the episode where Howard and Jerry but a motorcycle together.

So “you first” has never worked, so we should go first while people are being murdered? We’ve been going first for a long time and this is where we are now.

Making hasty assumptions about individuals based on very little factual information and applying it to a group. That does sound like a bad idea. Unfortunately, there seems to be a lot of that going on.

You’re right. I’m deeply bigoted. I’m bigoted against the morons who have corrupted a noble calling to the point where it’s no better than a street gang. I’m bigoted against cowards who hide themselves as “law enforcement officers” or even more ironically, “peace officers” while working against both law and peace. …

He would be the main one, yes. Why, he a relative of yours?

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

That and “stop resisting”. Wasn’t there video a few months ago of cops swarming over a dead guy “stop resisting, stop resisting!” while he just lay there and violently decomposed at them?

You know your mug’s about right when you can get a cup of coffee just by adding hot water.

Once they realize they have to get off the couch to do it, most of them will shrug and get over it.

Just so you know, as a North Carolina resident, in the event they begin to enforce this I have a plan. I plan to follow every elected official and law enforcement officer I ever see go into a public bathroom and demand to see their birth certificate.

Thank you for saving me from having to type that.

Sounds like a rumble!

Here’s a handy tip. If your bathroom is upstairs, simply wrap the hand rail in toilet paper. When you’re finished, just slide down the rail before you put your pants back on. You’ll reclaim several productive minutes each day using this method.