Is it just me or does his face look pasted on? Like a bad special effect, CGI’d onto someone else.

Approved!

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional. Unless I can figure how to gain from it. In that case, rock on baby!

Ah yes. We call that the “Bed-Stuy Christmas”.

If Carly really wanted to shut down ISIS, she would become their CEO. They would be out of business in 6 months.

I’d love to read what you said there but my father screamed at me so loud I can’t even hear my own voice in my head anymore.

Quality on the Revell visible V-8 has really fallen off. If you’re like me and remember the one you built as a kid, you’ll be disappointed.

I really wanted to see Carson attack the turkey with a hammer.

MH is the Postal abbreviation for Morth Hakota, the 73rd state.

That’s not Geordi. That’s his brother Jermaine LaForge.

Love this game right now.

Really. Heaven is going to be full of boring Flanderses. All the interesting people are going to hell.

It’s almost as if they decided to put PA on some kind of list.

To hazard a guess, it might just be that the Ultimates’ big gamble is to find a way to stop Galactus from being hungry all the time.

The Commonwealth of Virginia used to allow you to pay an “Uninsured Motor Vehicle Fee” at which point you could happily careen around like you were driving inside a pachinko machine.

Good news. This means we’ll have a lot of good material for next weeks highlight reel.

Anybody else get a real “Stomping Land” vibe from that video?

They should have held on to this article till Sunday!, Sunday!, Sunday!

Congratulations. It’s an unfortunate man who gets put in an iron maiden. It’s an idiot who climbs in and tries to make a phone call.

Love it. It’s got kind of a “Deathrace” feel to it. Was that intentional?