Me: “I’m pretty sure Ned Beatty is stuck in your chimney.”

Of course, Jim Jordan is concerned with the government not wasting money. That’s why he insisted that they keep buying M1 tanks, even though the Army says they don’t need any more. It’s only a coincidence that they’re made in his home state.

The saddest part would seem to be that she got custody of his right arm.

They appear to be vacuum cleaner attachments.

A peekaboo spare tire. Like a fat guy in a mesh shirt.

There are at least two of us.

I’ve used it for tools a couple of times. I’m thinking that with the kind of abuse a tractor is going to take it wouldn’t last long. Plus, most of the paint on a red belly seems to be engine and I still need something heat resistant for that.

I’ve got an old Ford redbelly that desperately needs a paint job. Now I just need to figure out how much paint to buy.

It doesn’t appear to be running, so I believe you.

If Brent Butt is here, who’s manning the gas station in Dog River?

Freddy Peterson!

De-horning I think. Sometimes the horns are clipped to keep them from getting caught or hurting the other cattle. Sort of like trimming your nails, if your nails were several inches around. Much like trimming a dogs’ nails though, if they take too much, there’s blood. Enough so that it’s one of the most vivid memories…

The new live-action “Peanuts” movie is off to a weird start.

Thanks for this. Usually I don’t notice commercials but everytime of these comes on, it’s guaranteed I will find myself wanting to slap these idiots.

Snakemen and proceedural levels are back? This can not get here fast enough.

Now I realize that it is actually a terrifying story, because that guy is actually somewhere out in the world driving.

High Point, NC. There for a license renewal. Someone earlier in the line had decided to take a dump in the middle of the floor, about 6 feet in front of the main desk. Not just a little spot either. Full blown log, just sittin’ in the floor like that’s where it’s supposed to be. Waited in line for over an hour as…

I guess Ford is still clinging to Sync like a drowning man holds on to his lucky anvil.

Zimmerman was shot in the face

That car clearly has a bad case of jimmy leg.