But it looks so much cooler than the other ignition switches.

True fact, the person who taught me to drive was my older brothers German wife. Turns out she was a driver of some renown. I wish I remembered more about her. He passed away several years ago. All I remember is that her name was Bebe.

Dude, your mom is pissed.

Benny Hill?

Clearly, they saw too much.

...1 was so powerful, the owner drove off a cliff.

But then it's also possible that I will wake up in the morning after a full night's sleep, look down, and discover that I have become a refrigerator.

I think it means:

Must be the Canadian spelling.

Here's a little know fact. The ninth commandment actually says "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor, unless you can use it to advance your political agenda or it's convenient."

Thanks for the advice. For the record, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone either. I don't think I did. My story was from a long time ago. Probably before you were born.

I guess so. If I stole it, I can't remember from where.

So very white. Although one of the guys with us wasn't. It's more of a very small town thing. Another of the guys was sort of a junior cop in training. He did go on to be a cop in the same small town.

Not a liar. You're probably right. Got as much chance as you do I suppose. Good luck.

Swear to god it's true. Nothing I can say to convince you but I don't suppose it matters if you believe it or not.

It's ironic that the most valuable thing anyone can have is a misspent youth.

That sounds like a story that needs to be told.

I was a 19 year old redneck asshole. Don't know how I'd expect anyone else to condone my behavior when I don't.

Probably not, but it's only illegal if the law will enforce it. Not much chance of someone like the old man getting anything done about it.

Those were the days before the cops decided they wanted to be the army. You were less likely to get killed on a whim back them if you didn't do anything threatening towards them. Plus, like I said, it was pretty normal.