Like cab and bed still on the frame but cab interior cut apart and dash and engine parts piled up in the bed. The old man was known for taking his truck apart and putting it back together the way a soldier field-strips a rifle so, other than the cab interior I don't think it bothered him too much.

Growing up there, SOP was to run if you were in reckless driving territory and not on good terms with the local cops. Penalty was never much more than you would get anyway and there was a chance (pretty good in those days) that you would get away.

Once, after playing the original Tribes for a very long time, I tried to jetpack up my stairs. Seriously.

Find out where your department's backboard extender and left-handed spanner wrenches are. You will be asked to fetch them on a regular basis.

Three cars are chained together in this race. The one in front has a driver with the engine and steering, the one in the middle has no driver, and the one in the back has the brakes. Oh, and they run on figure eight tracks. Who the hell in their right mind thought of this?

Pot-wizard says "You shall not pass! (to the right)".

It's not that obscure is it? After all, everyone who's read this post knows about it now.

You can skip the first 1:45 unless you're a fan of the Russian version of "Desert Bus".

Very true, but since the Tiger belonged to Don Adams, I tend to give it special consideration.

Also, the official car of Maxwell Smart. if that's not a recommendation, I don't know what it.

Seriously, only one Killer Queen. She does herself no favors by the comparison.

It can't be. I have dog friends and they're all completely cool with it.

That's ridiculous. Keith Ablow will never find three humans who would marry him.

I took my fish head to the movies. Didn't have to pay to get him in.

In 1986, Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager became the first people to fly around the world without stopping at all. Their wings were damaged on takeoff, but they made it. It took them half as many days as it took for Perry Rodgers to get across the US.

Verily. Forsooth.

Like one of these, but larger.

Actually, it would be "Rate Pee", so it's probably a urologist or someone who does drug tests.

Newark? Well, there's your answer. This was probably the mayors limo.

He's like a tiny, adorable werewolf.