“I’m sorry ma’am. That’s just the sanity filter kicking in.”

Really. I’m an old white dude, surrounded at work by old white dudes are decidedly not pro-Hillary. I feel like I need a secret handshake or something.

Also, it’s splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad!

“Luigi board”

I’ve started to comment on several things over the last week and not been able to. Either I’m laughing hysterically or banging on the keyboard.

All men are mortal.

I propose that henceforth, October 7th be celebrated as “Grabherbythepussymas”. I’ve already decorated for this year.

Says a lot that this GIF has totally stolen my focus. Bravo.

Believe it! I have seen it first hand. Could not believe my eyes.

“It is clear the campaign is now going in a direction I am no longer comfortable with and I have decided to move on,” Healy Baumgardner, a longtime GOP operative, told Bloomberg.

“To whom he is writing” makes me feel like I should be wearing a smoking jacket while discussing my recent expedition to the subcontinent.

To be fair, that matches up with the people he’s writing to.

As a general rule, if you write something that can be described as a “screed”, you should probably stop and think it over. Also “manifesto”.

Ok, now I get it. Thanks.

So, in figure 2, what happened to the other end of the line? It just goes behind the pole and disappears.

That’s why my wife keeps me in my crate most of the time.

Probably with miracle whip. He would be a miracle whip guy.

His toaster? He keeps putting in perfectly good white bread but it always comes out brown! All the best toast experts are saying it.

Bob did have a car on the Bob Newhart show. You can see the front of it in the episode where Howard and Jerry but a motorcycle together.

So “you first” has never worked, so we should go first while people are being murdered? We’ve been going first for a long time and this is where we are now.