Making hasty assumptions about individuals based on very little factual information and applying it to a group. That does sound like a bad idea. Unfortunately, there seems to be a lot of that going on.

You’re right. I’m deeply bigoted. I’m bigoted against the morons who have corrupted a noble calling to the point where it’s no better than a street gang. I’m bigoted against cowards who hide themselves as “law enforcement officers” or even more ironically, “peace officers” while working against both law and peace. …

He would be the main one, yes. Why, he a relative of yours?

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

That and “stop resisting”. Wasn’t there video a few months ago of cops swarming over a dead guy “stop resisting, stop resisting!” while he just lay there and violently decomposed at them?

Clearly, it was an ancient halloween decoration. Either that or this ship was some sort of floating biology classroom.

You know your mug’s about right when you can get a cup of coffee just by adding hot water.

Why is he wearing my Grandmother’s glasses? Does he have the little string that runs around the back in case they fall off while he’s knitting?

Once they realize they have to get off the couch to do it, most of them will shrug and get over it.

And now I want strawberry sugar wafers.

Just so you know, as a North Carolina resident, in the event they begin to enforce this I have a plan. I plan to follow every elected official and law enforcement officer I ever see go into a public bathroom and demand to see their birth certificate.

Judging from about 8 seconds in, the first person that kid vaporized was his orthodontist.

Thank you for saving me from having to type that.

Sounds like a rumble!

Here’s a handy tip. If your bathroom is upstairs, simply wrap the hand rail in toilet paper. When you’re finished, just slide down the rail before you put your pants back on. You’ll reclaim several productive minutes each day using this method.

And now I have to pee.

Is it just me or does his face look pasted on? Like a bad special effect, CGI’d onto someone else.

Approved!

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional. Unless I can figure how to gain from it. In that case, rock on baby!

Ah yes. We call that the “Bed-Stuy Christmas”.