Making hasty assumptions about individuals based on very little factual information and applying it to a group. That does sound like a bad idea. Unfortunately, there seems to be a lot of that going on.

You’re right. I’m deeply bigoted. I’m bigoted against the morons who have corrupted a noble calling to the point where it’s no better than a street gang. I’m bigoted against cowards who hide themselves as “law enforcement officers” or even more ironically, “peace officers” while working against both law and peace. …

He would be the main one, yes. Why, he a relative of yours?

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

That and “stop resisting”. Wasn’t there video a few months ago of cops swarming over a dead guy “stop resisting, stop resisting!” while he just lay there and violently decomposed at them?

You know your mug’s about right when you can get a cup of coffee just by adding hot water.

Once they realize they have to get off the couch to do it, most of them will shrug and get over it.

Just so you know, as a North Carolina resident, in the event they begin to enforce this I have a plan. I plan to follow every elected official and law enforcement officer I ever see go into a public bathroom and demand to see their birth certificate.

Thank you for saving me from having to type that.

Sounds like a rumble!

Here’s a handy tip. If your bathroom is upstairs, simply wrap the hand rail in toilet paper. When you’re finished, just slide down the rail before you put your pants back on. You’ll reclaim several productive minutes each day using this method.

Is it just me or does his face look pasted on? Like a bad special effect, CGI’d onto someone else.

Approved!

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional. Unless I can figure how to gain from it. In that case, rock on baby!

Ah yes. We call that the “Bed-Stuy Christmas”.

If Carly really wanted to shut down ISIS, she would become their CEO. They would be out of business in 6 months.

I’d love to read what you said there but my father screamed at me so loud I can’t even hear my own voice in my head anymore.

Quality on the Revell visible V-8 has really fallen off. If you’re like me and remember the one you built as a kid, you’ll be disappointed.

I really wanted to see Carson attack the turkey with a hammer.

MH is the Postal abbreviation for Morth Hakota, the 73rd state.