That’s not Geordi. That’s his brother Jermaine LaForge.

Love this game right now.

Really. Heaven is going to be full of boring Flanderses. All the interesting people are going to hell.

It’s almost as if they decided to put PA on some kind of list.

To hazard a guess, it might just be that the Ultimates’ big gamble is to find a way to stop Galactus from being hungry all the time.

The Commonwealth of Virginia used to allow you to pay an “Uninsured Motor Vehicle Fee” at which point you could happily careen around like you were driving inside a pachinko machine.

Good news. This means we’ll have a lot of good material for next weeks highlight reel.

Anybody else get a real “Stomping Land” vibe from that video?

They should have held on to this article till Sunday!, Sunday!, Sunday!

Congratulations. It’s an unfortunate man who gets put in an iron maiden. It’s an idiot who climbs in and tries to make a phone call.

Love it. It’s got kind of a “Deathrace” feel to it. Was that intentional?

Me: “I’m pretty sure Ned Beatty is stuck in your chimney.”

Of course, Jim Jordan is concerned with the government not wasting money. That’s why he insisted that they keep buying M1 tanks, even though the Army says they don’t need any more. It’s only a coincidence that they’re made in his home state.

The saddest part would seem to be that she got custody of his right arm.

They appear to be vacuum cleaner attachments.

A peekaboo spare tire. Like a fat guy in a mesh shirt.

There are at least two of us.

I’ve used it for tools a couple of times. I’m thinking that with the kind of abuse a tractor is going to take it wouldn’t last long. Plus, most of the paint on a red belly seems to be engine and I still need something heat resistant for that.

I’ve got an old Ford redbelly that desperately needs a paint job. Now I just need to figure out how much paint to buy.

It doesn’t appear to be running, so I believe you.