If Brent Butt is here, who’s manning the gas station in Dog River?

Freddy Peterson!

De-horning I think. Sometimes the horns are clipped to keep them from getting caught or hurting the other cattle. Sort of like trimming your nails, if your nails were several inches around. Much like trimming a dogs’ nails though, if they take too much, there’s blood. Enough so that it’s one of the most vivid memories…

The new live-action “Peanuts” movie is off to a weird start.

Thanks for this. Usually I don’t notice commercials but everytime of these comes on, it’s guaranteed I will find myself wanting to slap these idiots.

Snakemen and proceedural levels are back? This can not get here fast enough.

Now I realize that it is actually a terrifying story, because that guy is actually somewhere out in the world driving.

High Point, NC. There for a license renewal. Someone earlier in the line had decided to take a dump in the middle of the floor, about 6 feet in front of the main desk. Not just a little spot either. Full blown log, just sittin’ in the floor like that’s where it’s supposed to be. Waited in line for over an hour as…

I guess Ford is still clinging to Sync like a drowning man holds on to his lucky anvil.

Zimmerman was shot in the face

That car clearly has a bad case of jimmy leg.

But it looks so much cooler than the other ignition switches.

True fact, the person who taught me to drive was my older brothers German wife. Turns out she was a driver of some renown. I wish I remembered more about her. He passed away several years ago. All I remember is that her name was Bebe.

Dude, your mom is pissed.

Benny Hill?

Clearly, they saw too much.

...1 was so powerful, the owner drove off a cliff.

But then it's also possible that I will wake up in the morning after a full night's sleep, look down, and discover that I have become a refrigerator.

I think it means:

Must be the Canadian spelling.