Here's a little know fact. The ninth commandment actually says "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor, unless you can use it to advance your political agenda or it's convenient."

Thanks for the advice. For the record, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone either. I don't think I did. My story was from a long time ago. Probably before you were born.

I guess so. If I stole it, I can't remember from where.

So very white. Although one of the guys with us wasn't. It's more of a very small town thing. Another of the guys was sort of a junior cop in training. He did go on to be a cop in the same small town.

Not a liar. You're probably right. Got as much chance as you do I suppose. Good luck.

Swear to god it's true. Nothing I can say to convince you but I don't suppose it matters if you believe it or not.

It's ironic that the most valuable thing anyone can have is a misspent youth.

That sounds like a story that needs to be told.

I was a 19 year old redneck asshole. Don't know how I'd expect anyone else to condone my behavior when I don't.

Probably not, but it's only illegal if the law will enforce it. Not much chance of someone like the old man getting anything done about it.

Those were the days before the cops decided they wanted to be the army. You were less likely to get killed on a whim back them if you didn't do anything threatening towards them. Plus, like I said, it was pretty normal.

Like cab and bed still on the frame but cab interior cut apart and dash and engine parts piled up in the bed. The old man was known for taking his truck apart and putting it back together the way a soldier field-strips a rifle so, other than the cab interior I don't think it bothered him too much.

Growing up there, SOP was to run if you were in reckless driving territory and not on good terms with the local cops. Penalty was never much more than you would get anyway and there was a chance (pretty good in those days) that you would get away.

Once, after playing the original Tribes for a very long time, I tried to jetpack up my stairs. Seriously.

Find out where your department's backboard extender and left-handed spanner wrenches are. You will be asked to fetch them on a regular basis.

Three cars are chained together in this race. The one in front has a driver with the engine and steering, the one in the middle has no driver, and the one in the back has the brakes. Oh, and they run on figure eight tracks. Who the hell in their right mind thought of this?

Pot-wizard says "You shall not pass! (to the right)".

It's not that obscure is it? After all, everyone who's read this post knows about it now.

You can skip the first 1:45 unless you're a fan of the Russian version of "Desert Bus".

Very true, but since the Tiger belonged to Don Adams, I tend to give it special consideration.