Also, the official car of Maxwell Smart. if that's not a recommendation, I don't know what it.

Seriously, only one Killer Queen. She does herself no favors by the comparison.

It can't be. I have dog friends and they're all completely cool with it.

That's ridiculous. Keith Ablow will never find three humans who would marry him.

I took my fish head to the movies. Didn't have to pay to get him in.

In 1986, Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager became the first people to fly around the world without stopping at all. Their wings were damaged on takeoff, but they made it. It took them half as many days as it took for Perry Rodgers to get across the US.

Verily. Forsooth.

Like one of these, but larger.

Actually, it would be "Rate Pee", so it's probably a urologist or someone who does drug tests.

Newark? Well, there's your answer. This was probably the mayors limo.

He's like a tiny, adorable werewolf.

True fact, until i was in high school auto mechanics class I thought this was the only way this was ever done.

Tupac and Jim Morrison and Elvis are alive.

A stripper-costume designer who has no problem exploiting the system for free chicken to feed to the animals at the shelter where she volunteers. I like the cut of her jib. Her doubtlessly tiny, be-sequined jib.

But the 'Anal itching' caused by seat vibration? That's absolutely worth investigating. America's anuses must be kept itch-less.

I'll try to remember this when dealing with Stressful High-Intensity Transactions.

Also, stapling a squirrel to your head won't cure baldness.

No matter how long you've been driving, it's never too late to learn better habits. Automatic is a little Bluetooth dongle that plugs into your car's OBD-II port (found on almost any car made since 1996) and communicates with your phone to track driving habits, mileage, and engine problems. Best of all, if you're in…

How has no one tried this with a swamp boat yet? With the big fan in back I wouldn't think you would need a tow.

Well this is embarassing. I wore the same outfit to work today.