Just walk everywhere like a cartoon cowboy. Presto. Now Imma go work on peace in the Middle East, back for dinner.

Actually, it's awful, because I don't know a single dude who has a story like that, but nearly every woman I know does.

Only if I get to play Max. I have to have this voice for some reason.

A few have even taken the furlough day as an opportunity to volunteer

Also, the talent portion would be all awesome slam-dunks and van surfing.

At 8 seconds I see an Auto Plus next to a JP loan. Can't read the yellow sign but that should be a clue as to where it is.

Not only does it come with a bomb, you can't get rid of it. Legally, it's one of those mattress tag type deals.

If she comes out as the first lesbian, atheist president, I personally will vote for her 100 times.

Run! It's the ghost of Jim Morrison!

On an unrelated note, I'm trying to decide what to but Donald Trump for his birthday.

herpes-infected non-native primates

Also apparently the Ohio 2012 "Trooper of the Year" so congrats Ohio, this is the best you've got.

As an long-standing AMC nutjob, I'll point out that it was an AMC Hornet that did the barrel roll in 'The Man with the Golden Gun".

Been a while since I've seen it. I remembered it as him getting the car back but not really caring himself.

I'd be willing to bet than in 140 years there's some guy still driving around Havana in a '55 Chrysler Imperial.

I always thought it was kind of appropriate.

I'm amazed they did that much.

It's hard enough to get up in the morning without knowing I had to face a stewed tomato. Eeew.

I just want to point this out, for my own sake if no one elses:

"Can you smell what The Rock is cookin'?"