A...sitcom? Like a situational COMEDY? About Nicki Minaj? I like some of her music, but nothing about her is funny. *whisper* I don’t think she has a sense of humour

I’m in a group (of moms!) that started meeting 7 years ago, and recently went on a weekend away with 3 of them. That was when I realised I just didn’t have anything other than spawning in common with them, and they were so so so STUPIDLY sexist. It was as though they ceased to exist away from their spouses and spent…

One time a long time ago I had a (male) friend call me up out of the blue to say “you weigh about 200 pounds, right?” which made him almost NOT a friend, until he explained he’d finally gotten his small plane pilot’s license and wanted to take me up. Since I weighed almost twice that at the time, I declined what was…

This absolutely happens, and I’m only sad I saw it and didn’t realise it was the End Of Times. Banff, AB, Canada is apparently a big destination for Bachelorette parties (you know, Canadian big), there were six groups celebrating at various bars there one night; all included the mother of the bride, shots and various…

Forever eva?

Cobra Kai or die wooooooo!!

DRUNK BABY VOICE IS NOT OKAY. And upspeak is only okay (and inévitable) if you are a Canadian teenager

Ehhh they phoned it in second time round

I bet all those standing desks are talked about in Tiny Houses too, Conan

Lindy IS the best, I just linked her article this morning

Still no tummy tuck random appearance! Boo Universe!! How’s Kim’s lip??

Maybe if you get really shrieky and wide-eyed too? Fingers crossed!

Not even ONE “Lemme finish my beer and get my jacket”? I bet you’re right, I bet that wasn’t joking!

...is twitter really the fastest way to book laser hair removal? Is she pointing her upper lip at us? I’m an old but that seems hella inefficient. I may as well point my belleh out into the ether and scream “tummy tuck!!” I’ll let you know how it goes!

I don’t know Chris D’Elia from David Letterman but I don’t really get how it’s offensive. I have bunches of friends that do that (and I may do it to my mom)

Jax: stars!! They overpunctuate!! like us!! Also, that meaningful side stare has completely changed his face; I had to ask The Google if it was the puffy sweater wearing dewd from VR

I seriously thought Cher was Lea Michele in that pic! I can’t disrespect a legend! I’m all in snark overload with nowhere to dump!

Awwww Diplo just saved his mom and TSwifty’s booty like 5 whole bucks

I think I’m friends with Mara Wilson! Or I was. I don’t getit, man, you gotta build that immunity! I insist my kids play with borderline sickos and I deliberately booked them into two daycamps just before school starts. These antibacterial no-sick-friend-having ivory tower types will kill us all!

I’m reading a book right now called Moody Bitches by Julie Holland MD. that talks about exactly all of this, but in more detail. Highly recommend!