CELEBRITIES MUST PLEASE US AT ALL TIMES. THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE IMPERFECT. IT MAKES ME SAD WHEN MY DOLLIES DO NOT BEHAVE EXACTLY AS I WANT THEM TO.

I mean...that’s more than a gripe at that point, no? Refusing to work together is some pretty straight up unprofessional shit. I mean, if I refused to work with anyone in this office who bugged the hell out of me it would just be me and the kid who gets lunch and even he’s on thin ice after the “Oatmeal Raisin cookie”…

Lindy IS the best, I just linked her article this morning

Reminds me of: When she was having a dry spell some years back, Margaret Cho said she’d go up to random guys in a bar and yell, “Stick it in!”

I’m just gonna do the “This Guy!” thing and scream “Give me a job!” I’ll fill everyone in on how it works out. (Hint: it won’t.)

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

This looks wicked uncomfortable.

I was just talking to a friend about this very same topic.

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

It’s cool, you can join our group. We’re the World’s Okayest Moms- and we’ve got the mugs to prove it. (sorry that the picture is giant and fuzzy) Here’s your welcome bouquet.

Living for Pearl's face and attitude. But my quote of the episode has to be "No T, no shade, no pink lemonade"

"he described his infatuation with power dynamics as a fetish"

More manatees on tweet beat (a mention counts)! WOO! I said it out loud and then it came true! Like The Secret but made out of brilliant aquatic mammals instead of terribleness and baloney!

I agree! That really helps with politicians, too. We had a whole bunch of them in Canada out themselves as racist homophobes and that really helped narrow the field when voting.