Kevin Hart is The Brain! Who does that make Pinky? Will Ferrell?

I am a straight woman and I had to look and reread more than twice before I saw Hilary Duff’s mouth. And she has a great mouth!

On any given day in any Canadian hotel room, there is a Storage Wars marathon. ANY.CANADIAN.HOTELROOM

Aaaaggghh me and my bookie club are starting to online-watch The Wire tonight, I AM NOT READING ANY OF THIS! This is why you can't have nice things when you party like it's 2002!!

Sigh. So Lena Dunham's present to her bf is still.about.her. Awesome. Lessee if she tweets daily to remind him about his awesome present

I am having the most awful flashback to the worst urban legend EVAH. If she has a lighter in her hand, I am totally throwing up. *herk*

Awwwww! I know it's supposed to be Satan but danged if she didn't post a great daughter/daddy pic

Turtle!! When is the Turtle movie coming out?? Why isn't out yet?? How long is glory of Last Vegas supposed to sustain us?? True story: I may have shouted out "Turtle got HAWT!" in the theater during LV. My husband may have pretended he didn't know me. I don't know if the shouting or the watching of LV in a…

Kind of off-topic, but When She Was Bad was one of my favourite books, so interesting re: Aileen Wuornos (sp! Sorry!) and how differently conventionally accepted / expected maternal behaviour shows up in actual statistics. I've never known anyone else that's read it! That means we're besties now, right?? I don't get…

This EXACTLY what I was thinking all the way through!! Macleans did an article http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/ji…

Your lips to Bob's ears,watershipup

Am I the only one that thought "oh, now her brother's birthday is about HER too! Awesome!" Or is everyone else just a nicer person?

The whole thing was about pancakes, and he even mentioned it, but I swear, I saw no pancakes in that picture.

Look! Kanye is being all sensible! How come nobody ever pays attention to that??

Is HAIM any good at all, as in good enough that I should be worried about their luggage? I've only seen / heard them on SNL and was completely underwhelmed.

I agree! That really helps with politicians, too. We had a whole bunch of them in Canada out themselves as racist homophobes and that really helped narrow the field when voting.