While I'm gonna take some notes ("I am Groot" sounds like fun), the ending seems not only physically impossible to survive, but also waaay outside of my comfort zone. Its graphic imagery totally ruined my growing sapling!

How did you arrive at that conclusion, given i never mention specifically hands?

Lovecraftian dirty talk, huh..?

Or (and stick with me her, because this is gonna get crazy) Groot is from a world that doesn't have Earth's specific differences between forms of life, so on his world plantae attained traits we'd usually consider of the animalia kingdom.

When humanity one day goes extinct, i will no longer wonder why. ^_^

I'm sorry to have to point this out and I'm not doing so in defense of the Miracle Engine, but something isn't true or false in science. It's more a probability of likelihood, which never reaches absolute truth of falsehood (verisimilitude in other words).

It's also one of those weird cases of cross-cultural false friends (words/names that seem related by how they're pronounced or written), as Lotte is also a name here in Scandinavia.

As long as it doesn't become 2 hours of needless fan-service, with uniforms that become see-through every 5 minutes because of "slime" and necklines so plunging we can see if the actresses got a bikini wax.

Actually, the whole idea and genius behind machine like Big Bertha is that instead of costly blunt force, they used gradual grinding of material weaker than wroth iron.

I've always held firm that Idiocracy is a dystopian horror movie trying to advocate more idiocy, since it presents stupidity (eugenics) as a solution to stupidity (the end of humankind). Both scenarios are fucking scary and none of them reflect the real world, making it a horror movie.

Oh, you have no idea my friend. This is actually a long tradition of ours going quite far back.

Actually, this is kinda a sore and saddening piece of news to us Danes, and not for the reasons most think.

Same difference. ^_^

*Deep husky trailer voice*

Yeah, a lot of Dragon born wannabes have resulted in a knee arrow epidemic. Worst hit are former adventures, but the Orc population is damn near knee-extinction.

The average big-budget Hollywood movie goes through ~12 months of pre-production, ~6 months of shooting and ~18 months of port-production, but can vary by upwards of 12 months in either direction based on how fast in can be cast/planned, how little needs to be filmed, it's amount of special effect and if it needs to…

Here's one of mine I've found incredibly effective:

A stock photo from Scandinavia!? How refreshing to see we're not that underrepresented in the vast data bases of casual stock photos of people doing everyday things. ^_^

Well, if they worshiped the Norse pantheons, then they were "Norse" in a cultural sense. But that whole deal is complicated by the fact that Scandinavians had an extremely complicated system of nationality and belonging, which modern translations and -demonyms have only made more convoluted (chief among them, there…