That's right folks! One, Whole, Damn, Ronco, Pocket, why aren't you dialing, Fisherman!!

Hiding babies in a pile of zombie corpses? Ahhh, that brings me back... Back to a simpler time when the zombies were plentiful and nobody had forgotten about that time.

And that's not all they get, Mister Riceman.

I love how Europa (the moon) is bigger than Europe (the continent). ^_^

Some just have weird hobbies, where they perfect every way to bend a drinking straw into shapes or build furniture out of bottle caps. These guys beat "how fast can you exploit bugs" records.

Hey man, mannequins are people too. No need to hate on 'em 'cus they're made of different stuff, which just so happens to non-sentient.

I'm Danish and can tell you that it's a case of "things lost in translation".
More specifically, the translation to English could indeed be "This is a hammer" when doing a direct translation, but because Scandinavia doesn't have articles ("the", "a" and "an") this can trip up non-native speaking translators, as our…

I saw pictures of the Lun-class Ekranoplan a few years back and all i could think was how Red Alert got the Russians just right. ^_^

So a "global force" is gonna prevent 'Murica from firing them here guns and droppin' them there bombs!?

Yes: Google Now and generally Google itself. ^_^

It's better than handing him a spinning top and tell him to use it wherever he goes. ^_^

First time it happened to me, i was around 10-11 and i completely wasted it.
In the dream, i was just standing in the middle of my road, when suddenly it dawned on me that (what seemed to me) 5 minutes ago it was night and i went to bed. Shocked by noticing i was inside a dream, my first thought was that inside my…

Maybe they just ate potpourri or have the weirdest hobby where they only arrange flowers while taking a dump.

Bonus evil: Let your hands air dry after washing them and if anyone gets near you while drying, tell them you accidentally peed on your hands, while you use overly expressive hand movements.
If you time it just right, their mind wont call your bluff before those first few droplets hits them in the face, causing them…

1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9 and 11 could actually make for interesting ingredients in a "you never thought you could eat those, huh" dinner party. ^_^

I see what you did there. ^_^

No worries about the short reply, you just get back to me whenever you can. ^_^

Likely also the same 20/20 hindsight making people go "of course there was land/exo-planets, everyone else was just stupid", when skepticism is a healthy attitude until someone has found said things. And note that by "skepticism" I'm not saying "dismiss the idea", but merely to take a step back and consider the…

I don't claim to understand her logic, but presumably touching me reminded her that a spider had just walked on some of my skin... As if spider are plague carriers, impart touch transferable curses or some such nonsense.

Let's not give crackpots and idiots turning to truthiness, the benefit of calling their ideas a "theory". At most, let's be civil and call them a "hypothesis".