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Wait, didn't the brother of the guy behind the Titor hoax reveal everything? Seem to remember it was something he did while sick and after passing the brother blew the whistle.

That's it, I'm building a TARDIS so this technique can be documented for humanity.

I know Jezebel is for the ladies and stories submitted are of the female variety, but reading through all of them i found myself thinking that it would be unfair not to chip in after reading all that. Sharing goes both ways, right..? ^_^

I'm male and I'm not sure if this is any comfort, but you're not alone.

Maybe we can make storage centralized, so no matter what route someone takes, they'll always pass by where stuff goes.

Except, for the first 180.000 years since we evolved, there's no war in the fossil record. There are plenty of deaths by weapons and combat, but it's not until 20,000-15,000 BC that mass deaths by combat emerges.

Wow, i just had major flashbacks to playing RollerCoaster Tycoon.

Maybe we should just make things more efficient at cleaning themselves.

This just in: 8 unsuspecting guests maimed and folded in freak gesture interface accident. Cops say host was merely trying to tell a riveting story about Kong-fu movies in the 70's.

That would be impressive given that we would have been fighting wars 1,6-1,7 million years before evolving. But even so, PTSD has nothing to do with that.

There weren't any large scale societies in 20,000 BC. The first metropolis was build somewhere between 9000-8000 BC (the city of Uruk-Ur, later to be named Babylon) and it had an unprecedented 10,000 citizens.

The concept of a just war actually have very specific criteria, non of which any war fought has fulfilled.

No, war (as in the human definition) require a conscious choice. Don't misunderstand large scale fighting in the animal kingdom with what we do, because they're not the same.

It can be started for just reasons, but none thus far have ended as a just war. What robs it of being just is what happens in between declaring the war and ending it.

So far, we've discovered no species that fight wars. Biologists do use the term to describe hunting for sport in higher primates, but just like the word "theory", scientists use of the word differ quite a lot from the layman's usage of it.

While what chimps do is described as "war", it's a loose term used by biologists to describe hunting for sport in non-human animals. But just like "theory" doesn't mean the same in science and to a layman, "war" does not mean the same things here.

So 3 men, of whom 2 of them is known as "little", open fire at innocent women for expressing their right to decide what to do with their body? I'm guessing "little" doesn't refer to their height, weight, choice of car or preferred firearms, but something just below belt and north of the knees...

No, the comma is there to separate what can be "needed" from the overall statement that none are neither "just" nor "natural".

All of these scars carved into the earth itself and yet we as a species have not figured out that even though it may be needed in rare cases of self-defense, war is never just nor natural.