Maybe Martians have been jacking our radio-wave TV broadcasts and want us to make more Star Trek. So they could just be Trekkie's with too much time on their hands and a need for Kirk and Picard. ^_^

We're descendant of viking, so surely we've done worst things that kill heavily anesthetized pigs.

Underwear... That's what someone who definitely isn't me did.

Yeah, Downs children were not meant to exceed their parents. That's why the sole solution is to curse them and their off-spring with menstruation (for the ladies) and constant strife (for the men).

I think we've just found one of the earliest criticisms of pop music. ^_^ He hated it so bad that he painted hell and put it on a guys ass.

Don't come to my parties then, because that's pretty much the pre-party warm-up.

I can't help but think that most of these misconceptions and myths could be avoided entirely if people could talk about sex like friggin' adults, instead of pushing it aside, branding it "NSFW", not talking about sex across genders, reinforcing a heteronormative and thinking that some archaic concept of "purity"…

It's debunked, as it's been proven both statistically, psychologically and physically that the full moon has no real effect on people

To make things worse, the only way for them to know it was wrong to eat from the tree, was to eat from the tree.
That's like evicting your children with Downs Syndrome for getting cured.

I think you forgot the ultimate dick moves here.

I have a really, really good memory that I've trained myself into having.

11. Monogamy is a myth.

Tell you friend that Derbitol overdose is usually treated with 15 CC's of LOL, either through direct intravenous YouTube cat videos (with or without Caramelldansen to get the blood flowing) or (in case an internet cannot be found) merciless tickling.
Remember: Your friend saving someones life, so keep going until…

Silly human. The round things obviously filter out the fake strawberry after-taste of the time vortex.

Common symptoms of Derbitol abuse includes:

Indeed, but given that source before are sparse we can't say for sure if this is a trend of the time or if it's the norm. Especially since most sources on Viking's behavior in other countries were written by people who utter despised them, making them highly bias sources.

I have nothing against his pronunciation at all, but when you're used to "thing" and "think" having distinctively different pronunciations, it throws you for a loop when someone pronounce them the same.

Amidst discarded wood and a harsh environment, one man still managed to tell his special someone how much he cared for her. ^_^

Actually, the Viking were infamous and hated for being lady magnets.

Listen to the British astrophysicist Brian Cox. He not only emphasizes "-g", but also mispronounce it as a K sound.