Phil would rocket to the top of my best coaches of all time list if all he said as a coach was complete nonsense.

Yeah...what are the chances that Phil Jackson’s obsession with the triangle offense mostly has to do with its reputation for being incredibly complicated and complex? The dude is preoccupied with seeming like he’s the smartest man in the room, to the point that he’s often incomprehensible. 

This is the triangle offense of English.

I had the game on last night while my wife was making dinner. The following conversation ensued:

Settle down Kellyanne.

In some ways, his miss on that uncontested layup is more amazing than the shot he made next.

That whole sequence was amazing. LeBron missed a layup after getting away with a travel, Wizards hit free throws to go up three, LeBron hits that shot to force OT.

Yeah agreed. That was embarrassing.

To avoid this.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

It’s also the correct one. If you don’t need a stretcher and a medical team to stabilise you before moving, you limp your ass to the sideline and take 30 seconds off the clock…

I’m not getting paid for these.

As a Falcons fan, this will now bug me to my grave. Julio’s catch should have gone down as an incredible, game-sealing grab. We run it 3 times from there, kick the field goal, and all get to laugh about how close the Pats got

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Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”

“The only people who pay $99 bucks a year for an awesome service are obv mentally retarded”

Nowhere did I say it’s worth Amazon Prime to only buy a few games a year and nothing more. You created this whole fantasy scenario in your head just to shake your cane at Prime.

only nph can sense its fear though