“Sorry, email somehow sent before I was able to attach the link.”

Ice pick, you cretin.

He does, but that’s not the point.

Chill out, Mrs. Glennon.

Not for a few more weeks.

Excuse me, current deadspin style guide clearly indicates that the most recent season of South Park did not happen. Please be more conscientious in the future.

Goalkeeper here! I love them unapologetically.

I too was a fan of Jon Oliver’s shtick at one point.

I’d like to join the rest of the commentariat in welcoming Patrick Redford to the 2013 internet.

100% right. It’s all about leaving your ship behind and straight adventurin’.

That shit with Azerbaijan was insane. I told my friends and family at the start of the games “Azerbaijan bought (I believe it was 2?) gold medals”, everyone said yeah whatever, then it actually happened. Boxing is insane.

You might want to do a quick image search for Ingrid Oliveira...

Um, but if it is a shithole, then is it racist to call it that just because it’s a shithole that’s mostly Black? Kind of confused here.

St. Louisians are very proud of their cuisine, and totally oblivious to the fact that it’s garbage.

You’re right, those are mostly unrelated.

Amen, sister. People who say “fucking” are being emotionally guarded by pretending to be uninhibited, and people who say “making love” were almost certainly molested as children.

I hope there’s a skilled enough barber on hand to bleed him of those ill humours.

I think your skepticism would sound pretty unconvincing with one of that creepy little guy’s arrows sticking out of your eye socket.

Watched this 5 times in a row, and I’m still trying to grasp how ridiculous of an assist that was.

First thing I thought of was the Duggar women. There are many different types of choices, some are free and some are very restricted. Choosing to wear the hijab really seems to be the latter.