What you call her “choice” I would call “choosing not to go against how she was raised to act and believe for her entire life”. Even if you were raised by Zeppelin fundamentalists, I don’t think that’s a very apt analogy.

The same reason we’re great at practically all women’s sports: we’re one of the few countries that invests in them.

...is it, though? It’s certainly not her idea.

Savage.

This site could get bought and sold a dozen times but no one is going to forget about how that teenager tore through you like a fucking flan, Samer.

No one ever believes me that St. Louis is a festering fucking wound. Thank god for you.

Good luck getting anyone at Deadspin to understand that. Suggesting that there’s such a thing as sportsmanship or basic decency is just going to draw a super edgy “unwritten rules” joke.

annnd scene.

You’re right. He’s wildly wrong, or maybe being sarcastic?

Actually, there are some very cute WNBA players. It’s the basketball product itself that is incredibly offensive to the eyes.

You messed up your copy/paste there, Floyd. Keep it up though, you’re doing god’s work.

Bless you, gentle sir.

Adult? Beast? Jesus Redford, you sure you don’t want to call him a super predator?

CSB

WHAT? If you drink three beers in an hour you think you’d be legally able to drive? That’s fairly fast drinking for any non-collegiate, brosef.

Juh?

“The counselors used to go to a strip club named Weasels when we were asleep.”

I know, right? What is Jezebel if not a podium for whining about things you don’t understand due to a lack of interest.

The important thing is that we continue treating the extremely generic blonde chick from an awful low brow comedy as if she were an actual celebrity of note.

I will never, EVER get over people treating Lebron’s obviously joking promise of 8 championships as some sort of dead serious GLORY BOY boasting. Jesus Christ.