It’s great that in our current political climate a sports blogger can pretty much un-ironically refer to people as “techno-libertarian scum” and no one really bats an eye.

Yes you can. Teams can give out like 4 max contracts under this new deal. You can win if Derozan or Beal are your 3rd or 4th best guys.

That’s because you guys don’t know basketball. That is a LOT of money for Matthew Dellavedova, no doubt, but he’s actually kind of good. Evan Turner getting American Royalty money, though...that’s wild.

I love how Zach Lowe is so fucking great that no one, NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON, can mention him in any context without referencing what an awesome basketball writer he is.

Just when I thought this joke was played out...you went and changed the whole game.

Don’t worry, it’s pretty obvious that he plays at the whitest pickup games ever. I too was confused by the bits about trash talking and networking. I don’t know where these magical games are, but damn, they sound very different from East LA.

So are deflections.

I listen to ESPN radio sometimes, and the one time I accidentally stumbled onto Lebatard, I was blown away by the concentrated stupidity.

I agree, but only metaphorically because I’m not reading a 3,000 word screed about how a sports owner is (GASP) a robber baron douchebag.

And St. Louis is one of them.

Good to see so many deadspin readers know the basic rules of soccer.

No they don’t. I’m not a spain supporter, but the first thing I noticed about that PK was that the keeper was practically on the 6 when he made that save.

This exactly. I lived alone for 4 years: no thanks. Got a two bedroom apartment with my buddy, girlfriend moved in, now we all live like kings and pay practically no rent.

For real. In LA I don’t know a single normal 30-something person who doesn’t live with a roommate.

I know the straightforward declarative statements in deadspin articles are generally not to be taken literally, but Kyrie is one of the three best ball handlers in the league and one of the best finishers. Those are both “core aspects of basketball.”

I think Richard Jefferson is gay. Not meant to be derogatory at all, just saying.

interesting choice, going with the wallpaper

He’s tall enough, and he’s put on some muscle, but he’s still VERY slight compared to the other players. If you ever played sports, even recreationally, you’d know what a big deal that is.

I’m not sure why Poli Sci is such a common major. Every single person I know who majored in it, including myself, has zero use for it. What is the theoretical application?

This is the kind of reasonable, moderate stance that gawker is incapable of taking on anything.