that’s hilarious, purely the opposite of any common sense.

He is not gonna win finals MVP after getting suspended.

He’s characterizing the league based on the profiles of the players who are internationally relevant, which isn’t stupid.

In Wisconsin, we hate geese for the filthy vermin they are.

Seriously. I’m finishing my twenties now and I’m very excited to have said no to 75% of wedding invites.

My parents are wealthy, but I’d never consider asking them to buy me plane tickets to Ibiza for a wedding. These people are fucking horrible all around.

Seriously. I’m paying for a plane ticket and a cheap motel. That’s it.

Eh, I’d blame the keeper more for Jone’s goal: it was from the edge of the box and wasn’t exactly blasted.

Anyone else get the impression that the Royals catcher was ok with Ventura eating a few punches?

There’s nothing in the rules that says a dog can’t send an alley oop to a guy on an 8 foot basket!

I don’t see anything wrong with hydrocephalic Michael Cera.

I love all the shitty apologist “don’t blame the parents!” people around here. We all know kids are SLIPPERY LITTLE SPIDER MONKEY SUGAR DEMONS.

No one is saying kids aren’t hard to wrangle. No one is saying this could and should have been prevented by more attentive parenting.

Watch it in Russian or Spanish. You get the crowd noise and the excitement from the announcer’s tone, but you don’t have to suffer the idiocy.

In what sense is 9-17 “arguably” better than 11-18?

Hm, no, I don’t think that’s ever been suggested! You may be on to something there...

Ok, here’s your reality check: that story is bullshit on at least a couple levels. Because he thought the apartment was his girlfriend’s, he kicked the door in at 3 AM?

So, uh, what about the situation where he was breaking into someone’s home at 3 am?

LOLOLOLOL

I get what you’re saying, but steals are pretty impactful. Taking even a single possession away from the other team and taking it for yourself can have a significant impact: do it multiple times and you’re looking at something that really affects the outcome of a close game.