You’re right, those are mostly unrelated.

Amen, sister. People who say “fucking” are being emotionally guarded by pretending to be uninhibited, and people who say “making love” were almost certainly molested as children.

I hope there’s a skilled enough barber on hand to bleed him of those ill humours.

I think your skepticism would sound pretty unconvincing with one of that creepy little guy’s arrows sticking out of your eye socket.

Watched this 5 times in a row, and I’m still trying to grasp how ridiculous of an assist that was.

First thing I thought of was the Duggar women. There are many different types of choices, some are free and some are very restricted. Choosing to wear the hijab really seems to be the latter.

What you call her “choice” I would call “choosing not to go against how she was raised to act and believe for her entire life”. Even if you were raised by Zeppelin fundamentalists, I don’t think that’s a very apt analogy.

The same reason we’re great at practically all women’s sports: we’re one of the few countries that invests in them.

...is it, though? It’s certainly not her idea.

Savage.

“research”

This site could get bought and sold a dozen times but no one is going to forget about how that teenager tore through you like a fucking flan, Samer.

No one ever believes me that St. Louis is a festering fucking wound. Thank god for you.

Sorry I guess I was too distracted by how awful the writing and acting was in every goddamn scene to make the crucial distinction between Clark Kent being a good fake reporter and a bad fake reporter.

Clark Kent didn’t even know who goddamn BRUCE WAYNE was, despite being an ACE REPORTER in the ADJACENT CITY.

Good luck getting anyone at Deadspin to understand that. Suggesting that there’s such a thing as sportsmanship or basic decency is just going to draw a super edgy “unwritten rules” joke.

annnd scene.

You’re right. He’s wildly wrong, or maybe being sarcastic?

Actually, there are some very cute WNBA players. It’s the basketball product itself that is incredibly offensive to the eyes.

You messed up your copy/paste there, Floyd. Keep it up though, you’re doing god’s work.