Bless you, gentle sir.

Adult? Beast? Jesus Redford, you sure you don’t want to call him a super predator?

CSB

WHAT? If you drink three beers in an hour you think you’d be legally able to drive? That’s fairly fast drinking for any non-collegiate, brosef.

Juh?

“The counselors used to go to a strip club named Weasels when we were asleep.”

I know, right? What is Jezebel if not a podium for whining about things you don’t understand due to a lack of interest.

The important thing is that we continue treating the extremely generic blonde chick from an awful low brow comedy as if she were an actual celebrity of note.

I will never, EVER get over people treating Lebron’s obviously joking promise of 8 championships as some sort of dead serious GLORY BOY boasting. Jesus Christ.

It’s great that in our current political climate a sports blogger can pretty much un-ironically refer to people as “techno-libertarian scum” and no one really bats an eye.

Yes you can. Teams can give out like 4 max contracts under this new deal. You can win if Derozan or Beal are your 3rd or 4th best guys.

That’s because you guys don’t know basketball. That is a LOT of money for Matthew Dellavedova, no doubt, but he’s actually kind of good. Evan Turner getting American Royalty money, though...that’s wild.

Can we talk about the different marching techniques for a moment?

I love how Zach Lowe is so fucking great that no one, NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON, can mention him in any context without referencing what an awesome basketball writer he is.

Just when I thought this joke was played out...you went and changed the whole game.

Don’t worry, it’s pretty obvious that he plays at the whitest pickup games ever. I too was confused by the bits about trash talking and networking. I don’t know where these magical games are, but damn, they sound very different from East LA.

So are deflections.

I listen to ESPN radio sometimes, and the one time I accidentally stumbled onto Lebatard, I was blown away by the concentrated stupidity.

I agree, but only metaphorically because I’m not reading a 3,000 word screed about how a sports owner is (GASP) a robber baron douchebag.

And St. Louis is one of them.