Good to see so many deadspin readers know the basic rules of soccer.

Cannot unsee.

No they don’t. I’m not a spain supporter, but the first thing I noticed about that PK was that the keeper was practically on the 6 when he made that save.

This exactly. I lived alone for 4 years: no thanks. Got a two bedroom apartment with my buddy, girlfriend moved in, now we all live like kings and pay practically no rent.

For real. In LA I don’t know a single normal 30-something person who doesn’t live with a roommate.

I know the straightforward declarative statements in deadspin articles are generally not to be taken literally, but Kyrie is one of the three best ball handlers in the league and one of the best finishers. Those are both “core aspects of basketball.”

I think Richard Jefferson is gay. Not meant to be derogatory at all, just saying.

interesting choice, going with the wallpaper

He’s tall enough, and he’s put on some muscle, but he’s still VERY slight compared to the other players. If you ever played sports, even recreationally, you’d know what a big deal that is.

I’m not sure why Poli Sci is such a common major. Every single person I know who majored in it, including myself, has zero use for it. What is the theoretical application?

This is the kind of reasonable, moderate stance that gawker is incapable of taking on anything.

that’s hilarious, purely the opposite of any common sense.

He is not gonna win finals MVP after getting suspended.

He’s characterizing the league based on the profiles of the players who are internationally relevant, which isn’t stupid.

In Wisconsin, we hate geese for the filthy vermin they are.

Seriously. I’m finishing my twenties now and I’m very excited to have said no to 75% of wedding invites.

My parents are wealthy, but I’d never consider asking them to buy me plane tickets to Ibiza for a wedding. These people are fucking horrible all around.

Seriously. I’m paying for a plane ticket and a cheap motel. That’s it.

Drone is probably (hopefully) getting shunted to the back burner since it’s been such a disaster of a plotline.

No way: they’ve already established that boat journeys can take less than an episode, so she can leave at the end of 9 and arrive in 10.