Eh, I’d blame the keeper more for Jone’s goal: it was from the edge of the box and wasn’t exactly blasted.

Anyone else get the impression that the Royals catcher was ok with Ventura eating a few punches?

yeah, I can’t do Talking Thrones for that exact reason. Those showrunners are so fucking annoying; I’d rather not know that the writers are apparently processing the show on the same emotional and intellectual level as a random TV executive.

Could be 10, could be 10,000; they’re still getting slaughtered by Ramsay and his 20 good men.

There’s nothing in the rules that says a dog can’t send an alley oop to a guy on an 8 foot basket!

I don’t see anything wrong with hydrocephalic Michael Cera.

I love all the shitty apologist “don’t blame the parents!” people around here. We all know kids are SLIPPERY LITTLE SPIDER MONKEY SUGAR DEMONS.

No one is saying kids aren’t hard to wrangle. No one is saying this could and should have been prevented by more attentive parenting.

Watch it in Russian or Spanish. You get the crowd noise and the excitement from the announcer’s tone, but you don’t have to suffer the idiocy.

In what sense is 9-17 “arguably” better than 11-18?

Hm, no, I don’t think that’s ever been suggested! You may be on to something there...

Ok, here’s your reality check: that story is bullshit on at least a couple levels. Because he thought the apartment was his girlfriend’s, he kicked the door in at 3 AM?

So, uh, what about the situation where he was breaking into someone’s home at 3 am?

LOLOLOLOL

I get what you’re saying, but steals are pretty impactful. Taking even a single possession away from the other team and taking it for yourself can have a significant impact: do it multiple times and you’re looking at something that really affects the outcome of a close game.

So Deadspin has entered its “Embrace Debate” era.

Bike-Mountain XTREME, I assume.

Not this lineup in particular, but San Antonio didn’t crumble either. Just like this series, the issue was OKC’s role players stepping up and Westbrook and Durant raining fire from the heavens.

The more I watch that gif, that more ridiculous it seems that he didn’t get ANY suspension. He just jump-kicked a guy in the crotch, and it wasn’t even vaguely accidental.

But that first one was still probably accidental, RIGHT?!