Thank you. I’m glad I’m not the only one a little put off by the fact that they’re all celebrating like they just completed a successful moon landing.

I wish I loved anything as much as that kid loves evil karate

Close: it can also be zero. That’s right, I got a 3 on my AP calc exam.

Congrats, you’re living proof that no matter how well reasoned and well articulated the opinion, there will be someone out there who is smugly confident that it’s wrong.

It’s Tyrion. He’s the Mad King’s son.

Yes.

WAIT, Jordan Sargent still has a job?

There’s an Ed Rooney joke in here somewhere...

SHUDDUP AND BUILD THAT WALL

Yeah it might go down in history as the worst ever. THE SAME TEAM takes TWO POINT GUARDS ahead of Steph Curry. Jesus.

Just gonna keep saying it until you guys catch on: a “pull-up” jump shot is OFF THE DRIBBLE, specifically when your momentum is going forward and you “pull-up” into the shot. Standing still and shooting off the pass is not a pull-up, buddy.

Tom there’s something wrong with you headline, I’m not seeing anything about how The Jungle Book ends, and it’s been over a week!

Pff, thanks Admiral Adama.

You’re a piece of shit for posting this title, Tom. I don’t even care about who does or does not die in Civil War, but this was a complete asshole move even by Gawker standards, and OH MY GOD IS THAT SAYING SOMETHING.

Why don’t you grow the fuck up and stop posting completely untagged and unexpected spoilers 3 days after a movie comes out, just because you want some CLICKZ.

Try as they might, Heat fans still couldn’t ruin this song.

Chris Evans is the only one who looks like he could run more than 20 feet without pulling something.

Nothing says alternate history quite like big ass zeppelins.

Yeah, now is a GREAT time to get complacent.

“Serge could’ve dismembered and eaten Aldridge...”