Who sends dwellers out into the wasteland with a lever-action rifle?

That would require Love actually signing with Sacto, which he won’t be doing.

Sweet sweet vindication for when George Karl ruined our Bucks team so many years ago. Thanks for running Ray out of town, George, I’m sure there are PLENTY of other hall of famers who dream of playing their entire careers in Milwaukee! What a fucking dickhead.

Not really any of those things, from what I saw. Mostly just not good keeping.

OMG COMMUNISM IS SO FUNNY AND POST-MODERN! Communists regimes killed tens of millions of innocent people, but it’s ok to joke about and even lionize them because...?

Oof. That goalkeeping though...

Proper verb usage as it relates to international soccer is an ongoing battle here at Deadspin; are you sure you want to revive hostilities.

Wow, that shot must have been going 40, 45 miles per hour! Too bad the keeper can’t cover the entire frame, because she had plenty of time to get to that ball...

I love that former punter Chris Kluwe thinks he’s relevant now. Good job with that over-validation of a “jock” who supports gay rights, Gawker; you’ve created a monster.

No, he was falling down. Slo mo be crazy like that.

“Albino rage-turtle” is the best thing you’ve ever written.

How is this different from someone identifying as a different gender, or a mixed race person identifying as one specific ethnicity? She felt that she was Black, isn’t that all that matters?

The question was about Serena specifically, not the non-existent one you just quoted. In that context, your complaint that she was too young is quite ridiculous. She was a pro, and she beat the women’s world #2 that year. The question was actually: “How many guys on the men’s side do you think Serena Williams would…

Well when you said best litmus test, I thought it made more sense to interpret that to mean “in existence” as opposed to “in theory”. No “battle of the sexes” that actually takes place is going to be the best that’s theoretically possible. Interpreted the way that you apparently meant it, your statement has no…

Is it?

Wrong, it’s by far the best litmus test we have.

To be fair, it sounds like he didn’t owe you anything...

That striker didn’t attempt a five hole either, she just hit it right at the keeper and got lucky.

Agree with everything you said but...the keeper did not cut down the angles. She literally froze in place when she should’ve continued coming out.

Anyone who thinks Lebron wouldn’t have thrived during the more physical 90’s era is a fool. If anything, that level of physicality suits a hulk like Lebron more than anyone else.