Nice initial save, too bad for the keeper.

Has anyone else officially had enough of “more chill”? It’s the new “low key”, and it’s getting kind of annoying.

Don’t bother.

But “he can’t win” means, literally, that he’s incapable of winning. You’re right, that old method probably won’t work, but assuming that he’s fundamentally unable to change his tactics in the future seems like a leap.

I agree with almost everything you said, other than the idea that Riley “can win nothing”. He won 2 championships in the last 5 years...

Trash like Hope Solo.

Something about Emma Stone in a flightsuit feels very Cameron Crowe-y.

Yeah good lord, what Louisiana History book of modern patriotism did he pull THAT little factoid from?

“Fuck you cagers” guy is definitely one of the most fascinating people I’ve ever seen on a comment thread. The total lack of self awareness, the lack of empathy, the hatred for people who drive cars (possibly the largest and most diverse cross section of humanity that you could POSSIBLY target for hate), it’s like a…

“you fucking piece of shit cager”. Wow. I had no idea there were militant anti-car fanatics in the bike/motorcycle sub culture; this is a thrilling development.

His head bounced off the floor.

Worst version of that fall I’ve ever seen. FUCK.

The fact that it was two defenders conspiring, the fact that they perfectly chipped it in right under the crossbar, and the fact that the keeper made an excellent save immediately prior make this a truly elite own goal.

“Mockery”? In what sense?

That’s not a chasedown block. It’s a really nice block in transition, one where Lebron was even with Rose when they crossed half court (and actually started in front of him).

Saw this article coming a mile away. Deadspin’s like clockwork.

Absolutely! When you’re cramping J.J. Redick’s style in transition, you know you’re scuffling out there.

Tom Brady is not Khal Drogo, friend.

Packers are Ned Stark; old school tough, cold, and ultimately undone by their own overblown sense of moral superiority.

Must be the Black guy.